Health Joke: Cheese and Bologna Diet

Have you heard of cheese and bologna diet before?

“I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, “but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”

“That’s terrible!” Said the distraught young man, quickly sitting down before he could faint.

“I don’t know if I could handle being in quarantine…and the cheese and bologna diet…

What’s with the cheese and bologna diet anyway?

I’ve never heard of such a diet before?!”

“It’s not exactly a diet”, responded the Doctor matter of factly,

“it’s just the only food that will fit under the door!”

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